New Music - Lady Gaga

Well I don’t think any of us are happy that Gaga’s new single is “G.U.Y.”. Don’t get me wrong, the song is a perfect little nugget of pop, but isn’t there something that’s a bit better? WE’RE TALKING “GYSPY” PEOPLE! PANIC!!!

The only logical reasoning I can put together (out of pure necessity of course) is that “Gypsy” would be a fantastic way to end the album cycle, wouldn’t it? Like, she doesn’t want to blow her load too quickly (I’ve been waiting three years to say that!!!), and if she releases that monster now upon the unsuspecting masses, anything that comes after will be left wanting.

“G.U.Y.” is like much of ‘ARTPOP’, more than good but not great. An A- in my book, or possibly a B+ if I’m feeling rather critical. I put it in the same league as “LoveGame”, but I don’t think I loved that song as much as others did.

Warning: "G.U.Y." doesn't start until 3:23, but the rest is a trip.

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